FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a
discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.
The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer,
the judge banged his gavel declaring,
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah,
yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. as he spoke to the atheist
Your lawyer is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are not aware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st and it's April Fools Day..
Then Quoting Psalm 14:1 states,
'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.
' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned.